"Welcome to the 21st century, Mr. Crane."


unlockaflockofwords:

butchimightbe:

She has never been convicted of a crime but they want to move her to near isolation in an adult mens prison. This CANNOT happen. Here is a more in depth article:

SIGNAL BOOST


knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*

knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

 (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*


"THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID’S SHOW"
— an ancient adventure time proverb (via finnandcake)

withquestionablewit:

after years of research, scientists have concluded that the optimal number of kittens is “all of them”


peachystiles:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

SHUT UP


silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision


Inspired by x 

Original poem x


maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow


"Everything you create, you use to destroy."

The Fifth Element (1997)


Track Title: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)

Artist: Bastille

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK


fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE
Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship itShe is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry. Can we please not let that happen, thanks

fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE

Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it

She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks


highkeygay:

OHMYGOD

highkeygay:

OH
MY
GOD


highkeygay:

OHMYGOD

highkeygay:

OH
MY
GOD


pemsylvania:

earth day? why not venus day or mercury day. why not sun day… wait a second