"Welcome to the 21st century, Mr. Crane."
She has never been convicted of a crime but they want to move her to near isolation in an adult mens prison. This CANNOT happen. Here is a more in depth article: …
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
after years of research, scientists have concluded that the optimal number of kittens is “all of them”
Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow
"Everything you create, you use to destroy."
The Fifth Element (1997)
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it
She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks
earth day? why not venus day or mercury day. why not sun day… wait a second