If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
who the fuck is voting no im gonna beat some ass
Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals
Fake Pockets: A How To
Where are you Mummy?
AND I WANT TO PUCNCH THIS GUY IN THE FACE! HE AGGRESSIVELY BRUSHES HER HAIR AND PUSHES HER ON THE BED! I HOPE SARAH CUTS HIS FUCKING DICK OFF!
NOBODY TOUCHES KIRA
So I just registered that Kira has cuts and bruises on her face.
Somebody needs to die. Painfully. Seriously, let’s sic Helena on this fucker!
Aren’t the bruises and cuts from the car accident? They are probably treating her like Helena though :(
Orphan Black - 2x01 - Sarah’s nameless helpers
A.H.: I have a friend. Let’s call him Ramon.
Felix: You know a gun dealer named Ramon?
A.H.: He’s a gun enthusiast.
How’s your mother?
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water